A linkfest, celebrated in song...

Cyberlizard's collection of blog and news items today was so great that it moved me to GET RHYMEY!!! Cruise on over there for a link-see, and to lay the blame at his feet where it belongs. ;D

Cake request for toddler Hitler,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Got turned down and now Dad's bitter,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Bibles passed out by our soldiers,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Might mean that we're dumb as boulders,
Fa la la la la la la la la!

Atheists and gays have friction,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Cops bust up some science fiction,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Brits love oral contraceptives,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Now we all are feeling festive!
Fa la la la la la la la la!

Businesses by ghosts protected,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Godless folks can't be elected,
Fa la la la la la la la la!
How's the War On Christmas going?
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Don't ask me, 'cause now it's snowing!!!
Fa la la la la la la la la!