Monday, February 9, 2009

If I had no ethics...

Great news, everybody!!! In response to the economic downturn, I have decided to jump on the alternative health bandwagon and market an Echinacea ointment, to be applied topically to impart ALL the health benefits of ingested Echinacea* to your skin, your first, best line of immunodefense!!!

I'm going to call it...

ECHINO-DERM!!!!!


Pure marketing genius.




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* buggering little

5 comments:

intrinsicallyknotted said...

I'll buy a lifetime supply and half the stock in the company right now. With a name like that, how could it fail?

Quirky Mom said...

LMAO!!!

qw88nb88 said...

BWA-HAHAHA!

Joy said...

That is good! Love it! How clever and creative you are!!

Juniper Shoemaker said...

Wait a minute. So you're changing careers? ;)